The Grand Theatre Lancaster

Colin Fry - the People's Medium

Tuesday 7th February at 7:30pm

Being one of the world's most recognised Spiritualist Mediums and Healers, Colin's TV series "6th Sense" has now broadcast worldwide for 10 years, making his public performance an international demand.

This year's tour will once again see Colin Fry bring his own unique form of comfort and upliftment to ordinary people living ordinary lives, proving once again he IS very much the People's Medium.

An evening with Colin Fry is for entertainment and should be judged as an experiment.

Lancaster Footlights present "Spring and Port Wine"

Tuesday 21st February to Friday 24th February at 7.30 pm, Saturday 25th matinee 2.30 pm

From the author of "Alfie"- a tale of northern life in the 50's.

The Comptons are a typical working class family from Bolton. A stern father and a lenient mother try to deal with the ups and downs of family life as their four children grow up and the father attempts to assert his authority in the house, determined that the children will not get 'one up' on him.

Every day the family sits at the table once the father is home and the older children are back from work, but all is about to change as the children rebel!

It takes a lifetime to raise a family and a weekend to lose it!

Voice of the Heart - Karen Carpenter

Sunday 26th February at 7:30pm

This stunning two hour show will recreate and celebrate the music of the Carpenters. The evening is guaranteed to lead Carpenters fans everywhere through a magical memory.

All the hit songs that fans adore such as - Yesterday Once More, Goodbye to Love and Only Yesterday. plus great melodies put together from their many album tracks, songs that link together from the Beatles - Mr Postman, Ticket to Ride and Help, a superb Bacharach and David medly featuring renditions of Do You Know the Way to San Jose, Always Something There To Remind Me' to name but two of these timeless classics. A Carpenters country medly with Top of the World and Jambalaya will be in great contrast to the sad and perhaps most popular songs on her last and most poignant album Voice of the Heart.

With superb vocal from Carole Gordon and outstanding talent from the brilliant BLUE JEANS BAND & SINGERS it will be a "sparkling" night to remember.

If you like good music then you will love this show.

Show website: www.thevoiceoftheheart.co.uk

The Way of the Drum

Tuesday 28th February at 7:30pm

Experience the thundering and exhilarating rhythms of Taiko in a dynamic and engaging show; gain a unique insight into the enthralling world of this powerful art form. An exciting fusion of primal rhythm, choreographed movement and athleticism to captivate audiences of all ages.

Members of the renowned Mugenko Taiko Drummers return to the roots of Taiko drumming, performing traditional Taiko pieces and revealing the history and culture of this fascinating folk art in a lively and entertaining concert.

"The Way of the Drum" takes the audience on an energetic, humorous and enjoyable journey that's not to be missed

'Not just incredibly skilled musicians, they are also excellent performers: theatrical and energising' Edinburgh Evening News

www.taiko.co.uk

Hello Dolly

Tuesday 6th to Saturday 10th March: evenings at 7.15 pm Saturday matinee at 2.15 pm

Hello Dolly is based on the play "The Matchmaker" by Thorton Wilder and is the story of Mrs Levi's efforts to marry Horace Vandergelder, the well known half-millionaire, so that she can send his money circulating like rainwater, the way her late husband, Ephraim Levi, taught her. Along the way she also succeeds in matching up the young and beautiful widow Irene Malloy with Vandergelder's clerk Cornelious Hackl and his assistant Barnaby Tucker with Mrs Malloy's assistant Minnie Fay and the struggling artist Ambrose Kemper with Vandergelder's weeping niece Ermengarde.

Book by Michael Stewart, Music and Lyrics by Jerry Herman.

Original production directed and choreographed by Gower Champion

Produced for the Broadway stage by David Merrick and Champion-Five inc.

By arrangement with MusicScope and Stage Musicals Ltd of New York

The Chuckle Brothers

Sunday 11th March: shows at 2 pm and 5pm

Ahoy there landlubber! A vast behind and prepare to splice the main brace, as the boys go on a full blown swash-buckling adventure at sea.

Paul and Barry are visiting a theme park for the day and decide to go on one of the daring water rides. Once inside, they lean on a wall and accidentally fall through and find themselves magically transported back in time to a world of pirates and sunken treasures.

Don't miss this spectacular pirate adventure!

Magic, mystery and mayhem are guaranteed. Fun and laughter for all the family and grandmothers as well!

Guitar Anthems

Friday 16th March at 8pm

Queen tribute band GAGA are now running a brand new show - GUITAR ANTHEMS.

Celebrating some of the greatest guitar songs ever written .. from Clapton to Queen, Pink Floyd to dire Straits.

A night of monster hits that takes you back to the time when the guitar was indeed the star

Count Arthur Strong's "Command Performance"

Saturday 17th March at 8pm

Actor Steve Delaney's amazing creation is impossible to define or pigeon hole. He has earned cult status first on radio 2, then at the Edinburgh Fringe and latterley via his Sony Award winning series on Radio 4. Following a hugely successful first run of the 'Command Performance' in Spring 2011, Arthur is touring again in early 2012.

Arthur is ably assisted by Terry Kilkenny playing Malcolm and Renee, and Dave Plimmer as Dad's Army's Alan Leslie.

Count Arthur is a fading music hall artist who is now reduced to appearing on his own Doncaster Cable TV cookery programme, though he believes he is a big star and is keen on relating reminiscences about his show business pals and his past.

Count Arthur evokes huge belly-laughs throughout the superb 90 minutes set-piece - and therein lays the trick, for if he ever tried to play it for sympathy, it would fail completely and he would just be a sad old man. Enjoy it for what it is - a comic master-class that only comes round once in a while.

Sense and Sensibility

Thursday 22nd March at 7:30pm

Join Chapterhouse Theatre company for an evening of Regency wonderment, as Elinor and Marianne Dashwood make their first forays into the excitingly decadent world of 18th century society.

This brand new adaptation of Jane Austen's lively tale follows the sisters as they fall in love, make mistakes and experience heartbreak for the first time in their quest to find a balance between sense and sensibility

Terry Alderton Tour 2012

Sunday 25th March at 8pm

Terry is back on the road with a brand new show. He's a unique and unforgettable comedy performer whose popularity grows day by day.

As seen on BBC3's Edinburgh Gala, Michael McIntyre's Comedy Road Show, Dave's One Night Stand and Comedy Central.

"People keep asking me what is the best Edinburgh Festival show I've seen so far. The answer is simple - Terry Alderton" Tommy Holgate, The Sun 20thAugust 2011

"His vocal abilitites are astonishing and he has a talent for physical comedy to match; he is a human juke-box, beat-box and jack-in-the-show. Unmissable" Three Weeks

"This mainstream act that dares to be different, that comes fromthe soul....Effortlessly yet excitingly different" The Times.

Terry Alderton was given the title of the Sun's Number One Comedian 2011

Below is also the link for the comedy store with Eddie Izzard's impersonation of Terry

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/4016970/Sun-Comedys-Top-10-comedians-2011-with-Tommy-Holgate.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjMiOYpipOw

http://www.sportrelief.com/whats-on/news/lets-dance-line-up-revealed#.TyAEQDNc3js.twitter

The Trial, performed by Blackeyed Theatre

Thursday 29th March at 7:30pm

More than forty years after its first performance, Steven Berkoff's brilliant adaptation of Franz Kafka's masterpiece has become a classic work of 20th century theatre and a widely studied syllabus piece. Kafka's universal parable about the human condition is retold in Berkoff's startlingly original, fresh and endlessly surprising play, which Blackeyed Theatre brings back to the stage in their inimitable way.

Kafka's vision, Berkoff's crackling script and Blackeyed Theatre's trademark ensemble-style physical theatre combine to create an inspiring and unforgettable piece of drama, ideal for lovers of pure theatre and those studying the 'Berkovian' theatre style.

Dave Spikey "Words Don't Come Easy"

Saturday 31st March at 7:30pm

Inspired by the amazing reaction to his deconstruction of song lyrics in his "Best Medicine Tour", combined with his fascination with the vaguaries of the English language, Dave's hilarious new show examines many more situations in life where words don't come easy. These include tongue-tied parents explaining the facts of life, ridiculous newspaper stories, hospital speak, pathetic adolescent chat-up lines, learning a foreign language and an extended selection of song lyrics that range from the lazy to the ridiculous. Throw in a "Champion the Wonder Horse" sing-a-long, a look at Ancient Abyssinian Contraception, Rubbish school trips, Epidural anaesthesia and the Last Supper and you have all the ingredients for a rich and spicy casserole - a sort of Lexicon-Carne! Sorry

Dust

Tuesday 3rd April to Thursday 5th April at 7:30pm

It is the day of Margaret Thatcher's death. In his flat in London's Barbican, miner's leader Arthur Scargill reacts to the news that his old adversary has gone.

As they reflect on battles past, Scargill and his publisher have a visitor - an ageing militant miner with his own take on Scargill's contraversial legacy. In a Britain partly shaped by their actions, fierce old fighters slug it out over the dust of history. The catalyst of Margaret Thatcher's death triggers a series of events and reflections that go right back to the 1920s, the General Strike and another Arthur - miner's leader Arthur Cook. Meanwhile in yorkshire, a young couple face unemployment - even today the threat has not subsided.

Winning 4 and 5 star reviews and a "must see" accolade at its premiere in the 2011 Edinburgh Festival DUST now comes to Lancaster on tour.

"A polished production, DUST is clearly intended for a life beyond Edinburgh, and is likely to move and involve audiences wherever it goes" Theatre Guide.

"A raw grown-up energy, ... winning roars of applause from audiences who find themselves both moved and politically challenged." Joyce McMillan, The Scotsman.

The Cavern Beatles

Saturday 7th April at 7:30pm

It is fifty years since the Beatles made their first appearance at the legendary Cavern Club in Liverpool, as ambassadors of 'the most famous club in the world', the Cavern Beatles, fully endorsed and licenced by the club are embarking on a new era in their remarkable history.

A new cast and a new attitiude once again bring to the stage the music that has influenced three generations. the band members as well as being talented instrumentalists and singers, are hugely dedicated Beatles fans, intent on recreating their individual character to an unprecedented standard.

Drawing on an extensive repertoire of hits and album tracks, the Cavern Beatles perform their entire show completely live, using no backing tracks, producing a fully authentic representation of the music. The bands breath-taking attention to detail extends to the use of genuine 1960's instruments and all of the equipment on the stage is the same as that used by the Beatles where ever possible.

With their widespread appeal being more apparent than ever in the varying age groups that continue to follow the band, the Cavern Beatles are widely regarded as being as close to the real thing as they are ever likley to get.

Rigoletto

Thursday 12th April at 7:30pm

A tale of passion, curses, seduction and murder!

Contains possibly the best known tenor aria "La Donna e Mobile"

The Duke of Mantua makes a habit of seducing young maidens and his eye is taken by a lovely girl, Gilda, he has seen whilst out on one of his incognito jaunts. She falls for him, believing him to be a poor student. But she happens to be the daughter of the Duke's court jester, Rigoletto, who has kept her shielded from the sordid goings on at court. Things turn nasty when the Duke's henchmen kidnap Gilda in order that he might have his wicked way.....

Roy 'Chubby' Brown

Friday 13th April at 7:30pm

Roy 'Chubby' Brown is back by popular demand...

Following his sell out at the Lancaster Grand in 2011 Roy is back to shock, amuse and entertain his fans. Laugh 'til it hurts as Chubby rips into his audience with a non stop battering ram of laugh-out-loud comedy guaranteed.

Get the hottest seats in town but be warned:

if easily offended then stay away!

Back From the Jungle

Saturday 14th April at 7:30pm

The madcap legend that is Freddie Starr is back from Australia and will be thrilling new audiences in Spring and autumn of 2012 with his 'Back from the Jungle Tour' as he takes his hilarious new show to some of his well loved theatres, including some new venues Freddie's never played.

Come along and see this BRAND NEW SHOW!!!, which also features music from recording artiste, Stephanie young and full supporting company.

One of Britain's best loved and most enduring performers, Freddie has established himself as one of the all time great, with his place in the Comedy Hall of Fame assured.

Don't miss this evening of madness and mayhem!! (keep your hamster at home!)

Blood Brothers

Tues 24th to Friday 27th April Evenings at 7.30 pm Saturday 28th matinee 2.30 pm

Blood Brothers is a hugely popular play by well known author Willy Russell. It is fast moving and perceptive, entertaining and thought provoking, funny yet ultimately tragic. It tells the tale of twin brothers who were born into a working class family and what happens when their mother decides to have one of them adopted.

Blood Brothers looks at the differences and conflicts of their upbringings, their relationship with each other and their real and adopted mothers.

Paul Jones Rockin' in Rhythm

Sunday 29th April at 7:30pm

This show is a powerful mix of blues, hits, rock and a hint of jazz presented by the famous Paul Jones of the Manfreds, Blues Band and Radio 2.

Paul is backed by Digby Fairweather Half dozen, a top seven piece band. It has been received with acclaim by audiences throughout the country including the Alban Arena, The Brewhouse, Taunton, the Playhouse at Weston Super Mare, Norwich Playhouse and has just completed its third booking at Ronnie Scott's famous club.

Paul Jones is the 'Real McCoy' - a great performer

From Strictly Come Dancing

Monday 30th April at 7:30pm

Stars of BBC TV's "Strictly Come Dancing" Katya Virshilas and Pasha Kovalev take to the stage for an eveninig of exhibition dance routines, featuring the Rumba, Waltz, Foxtrot, Jive and many more.

Joining Katya and Pasha will be two rising stars in the world of dance. The show will also feature up to forty young dancers from a popular local dance school.

As well as this there will also be the chance for you to put your questions to Katya and Pasha and find out what really goes on behind the scenes of the hit BBC TV hit show! - and for five lucky members of the audience to join the cast on stage in their very own fun,strictly Dance competition.

Together with exhilarating routines , audience participation, Katya and Pasha in conversation and video highlights, this promises to be a night of world class dance to remember.

Magic - a kind of Queen

Friday 4th May at 7:30pm

Magic, the first and best tribute to Queen, perform all of Queen's greatest hits, plus some you may not have heard for a while.

Magic perform completely live; with five vocals to back up the lead vocal of the dynamic Roger Brown. Along with two guitars, bass, drums and the brilliant piano/keyboard skills of Dave Chapman.

While not attempting to emulate Queen visually, Magic creates all the excitement of a Queen live show.

Guy's And Dolls

Tues 8th to Sat 12th May: evenings at 7.30 pm Saturday matinee 2.30 pm

Guy's and Dolls is a show with larger than life characters and is one of the all time classic musicals. This year the LADOS production will be given the 'Bryan' touch and is one not to be misssed - if you saw 'Pirates' last year you will know what we mean! It is in some ways the ideal musical combining comedy with Runyon type characters and a fantastic score with show stopping songs such as 'Luck be a Lady', 'Sit Down You're Rockin' the Boat'. Bushel and Peck' and the title song, to name but a few.

So come along, sit back and enjoy what will be a fabulous show, performed by one of the oldest amateur musical societies in the country - 121 years and still "Rockin' the Boat" to quote a song from the show.

Music and lyrics by Frank Loesser

Book by Jo swerling and Abe burrow

This amateur production is presented by arrangement with Joseph Weinberger Ltd on behalf of Music Theatre International of New York.

Frankenstein Live

Sunday 13th May at 7:30pm

Is a monster born or made?

Based on the classic horror story by Mary Shelley, this gripping new adaptation explores the extraordinary attachment between Dr Frankenstein and his creation - an attachment they both grow to realise only death can break.

The Pillowman

Monday 14th May to Wednesday 16th May at 7:30pm

Please note this is a StudioFoolights production to be performed at the Gregson on Moor Lane

With echoes of Stoppard, Kafka and the Brothers Grimm, this centres on a writer in an unamed totalitarian state, who is being interrogated about the gruesome content of his short stories and their similarities to a series of child murders.

The result is an urgent work of theatrical bravura and an unflinching examination of the very nature and purpose of art.

"Energizing....a blindingly bright black comedy....what makes the unsettling and exhilaratingnew play from Mr McDonagh..so gripping as theatre, is how narrative art becomes the play's and the character's very life blood" NYTimes

****Contains adult themes and scenes of violence - not suitable for children ****

The Gregson seats only 80 people. Tickets purchased in advance can be collected from the Grand Theatre Box office or on the night at the Gregson. Tickets can also be purchased at the Gregson on the night of the performance.

Brighouse and Rastrick Brass Band

Saturday 19th May at 7:30pm

Brighouse and Rastrick Band are UK champions for the second year running and David King the World's leading Brass Band conductor. As a cornet player, he has also won the North of England Solo Championship on three consecutive occasions. He remained British Solo Champion for five consecutive years and is a former winner of the International Brass Band Musician of the Year in New Zealand. Between 1993 and 2003 he was musical director of the legendary YBS Band and he has been the professional conductor for Brighouse and Rastrick Band since 2009

The Snail and the Whale

Sunday 20th at 1 pm and 3.30 pm

'how I long to sail,' said the tiny snail ...

Tall Stories (creators of the Gruffalo and Room on the Broom stage shows) are proud to present their latest collaboration with Julie Donaldson and Axel Scheffler.

A tiny snail longs to see the world, so she hitches a lift on the tail of a huge humpback whale.Together they go on an amazing journey, experiencing sharks and penguins, icebergs and volcanoes. The little snail is amazed by it all, but starts feeling very small in the vastness of the world ...

Then disaster strikes - the whale becomes beached in a bay ... can the tiny snail save the day?

Created in Tall Stories unique style, The Snail and the Whale combines physical story telling, live music and lots of laughs - for everyone aged 4 and up

An Evening with Gervase Phinn

Tuesday 22nd May at 7:30pm

Gervase Phinn has been touring theatres across the country for over 9 years as a hilarious raconteur. The best selling and award winning author, radio and TV personality really is at his best and most exciting in front of a live audience.

An evening with Gervase Phinn will have you on the edges of your seats, as he shares his hilarious and sometimes poignant tales of life as a schools inspector in the Yorkshire Dales. Dubbed "the James Herriot of schools"

With his keen ear for the absurd and sharp eye for the ludicrous, Gervase Phinn has delighted audiences all over the UK with the stories of his experiences as a schools inspector. Gervase embarks on his 11th national tour that takes in over 50 nights. His shows have received rave reviews all across the country.

"Gervase Phinn is one of the most accomplished public speakers of any kind" the Times Educational Supplement.

"Laugh-out-loud-funny" Women's Weekly

"A worthy successor to James Herriot and every bit as endearing" Alan Titchmarsh

Rich Hall

Thursday 24th May at 8pm

Star of the critically acclaimed BBC 4 documentaries 'Rich Hall the Dirty South'and 'How the West was Lost' plus Channel 4's topical late night show 'Stand Up For the Week'.

Rich Hall's renowned grouchy, deadpan style has established him as a master of absurdist irony and king of rapid fire wit. Fans see the comic genius from Montana discuss a variety of topics all delivered in his own hilarious way.

Since appearing in the guise of his red-neck alter-ego Otis Lee Crenshaw in 1998, award winning Rich has won critical acclaim across the globe by performing to sell-out audiences each year at the Edinburgh Fringe, throughout sell-out UK tours and at comedy festivals world wide.

Rich has also become well known for his television and radio work. Notable appearances include regular appearances on 'Stand up for the Week' (Channel 4) 'QI' (BBC 2) 'Live at the Apollo' (BBC1) 'Channel 4's Comedy Gala Live at the O2' 'Have I Got News for You' (BBC1) 'Rich Hall's Cattle Drive' (BBC4) 'Rich Hall's Gone fishing' (BBC4) 'Otis Lee Crenshaw - London not Tennessee' (BBC2) and'Never Mind the Buzzcocks' (BBC2)

Joe Longthorne

Saturday 26th May at 7:30pm

This talented artist began his career over three decades ago with appearances on Junior Showtime, followed by a grounding on the tough Northern Club Circuit.

Joe's repertoire of voices is endless and includes hundreds of the world's top singers. He is perhaps best known for his impersonation of Shirley Bassey who has commented "Joe can do me better than I can do myself"

Joe is looking forward to new challenges, new songs to sing and new audiences to thrill

Tchaikovsky Gala Evening

Sunday 27th May at 5pm

An evening of highlights from the best known and most loved Tchaikovsky ballets, including extracts from 'Swan Lake', 'Sleeping Beauty' and 'The Nutcracker'.

This gala evening of ballet has been specially produced for the Vienna Festival Ballet after receiving an overwhelming response from audiences nationwide.

An evening of guaranteed enjoyment for all the family.

An Evening with Bob Mills and John Maloney

Saturday 2nd June at 7:30pm

Bob Mills star of Radio 5's 'Fighting Talk' and British Comedy Award Nominee joins with British Comedy Award Nominee and winner of the 'Best Live Performer' for an evening of comedy, chat, music and storytelling, these two hugely experienced and influential performers promise audiences a unique night to remember

Richard Digance

Sunday 3rd June at 7:30pm

Richard Digance described by Bob Harris as a National Treasure, recently enjoyed his 40th year of touring and he continues to maintain his unique position in entertainment as a top singer, comedian and poet. His one man show features new songs from his latest album, old school photographs and poems from his new book 'My Words'

Broadway and Beyond

Friday 8th June at 7:30pm

A thrilling and entertaining mix of music and wit from the most popular musicals fo the 20th and 21st centuries. Music from productions that have all appeared, at some time or other, on or just off Broadway. Featuring songs from classical productions such as 'Oaklhoma', 'Kiss Me Kate' and 'The Music Man' through to more modern musicals like 'Miss Saigon', 'The Producers' and 'Spamalot', there is something to charm and delight the whole family.

Broadway and Beyond will set your feet tapping, your heart singing and leave you wanting more...

A dazzling performance not to be missed.

Sounds of the Glenn Miller Era

Saturday 9th June at 7:30pm

The lights soften, the mood settles. An audience waits for that first moment of sound - the murmered notes of the 'Moonlight Serenade'. The night, it seems, is suddenly full and timeless.

Recapture the sounds of a bygone era as the Nick Ross Orchestra presents an 'unmissable evening of music and song' The classic Big Band Sound of the 1940's.

Craig Campbell Live

Sunday 10th June at 8pm

Extra dates have just been announced following the huge success of his spring 2011 tour. Craig's unique abiltity to find humour in the mundane, coupled with his own natural eccentricity makes for truly inventive storytelling. An internationally acclaimed act, Craig's whimsical anecdotes never fail to surprise.

In 2010 Craig supported Frankie Boyle on his massive 120 date national tour, playing to 300,000 people as well as performing on Michael McIntyre's Comedy roadshow and Russell Howards 'Good News'

'Bringing a tale to life like a young Billy Connolly' Edinburgh Evening News

'Craig is simply a very, very funny man' Chortle

www.craigcampbelltour.com

Merseymania

Friday 15th June at 7:30pm

Merseymania originated from " the most famous beat club in the world" - the Cavern in Liverpool. Within minutes of the start of the show you'll understand why this musical craze swept across the globe so quickly. Fronted by Steve Quillon, Merseymania recaptures the exciting times at the club in 1965 and 1969. Featuring great songs that were 'hits' for the Beatles, Searchers, Stones, Drifters, The Who etc.

A stage set helps to recreate the club's atmosphere and theshow features pulsating music, scouse humour and audience participation.

Be prepared to sing, scream, laugh and cheer. Some surprise Guests may pop in too!

The Real Thing

Saturday 16th June at 8pm

With their own five piece band, three original vocalists Chris Amoo, Eddie Amoo and Dave Smith, who had three million selling hit singles, give a performance of all their top ten hits, plus a melody of classics from the seventies.

In 1986 "You Are Everything", "Can't Get By Without You" and "Can You Feel the Force" were all remixed and became huge hits again, thanks to their huge club following.

In more recent times they had their version of "Eleanor Rigby" on the chart album "Liverpool the Number Ones" on EMI and on Universal is "The Singles Collection" a 35 track double album.

The Sound of Music

Tues 19th to Sat 23rd June: evenings at 7.15 pm Saturday matinee at 2.15 pm

The well known story of the Von Trapp family.

Music by Richard Rogers. Lyrics by Oscar Hammerstein.

Book by Howard Lindsay and Russel Crouse, suggested by 'The Trapp Family Singers' by Maria Augusta Trapp

This amateur production is presented by arrangement with Joseph Weinberger Ltd on behalf of Music Theatre International of New York.

Jethro

Monday 25th June at 7:30pm

It's laughter all the way.

Cornwall's ambassador of comedy will once again take you on a fun and wild journey, in only a way that he can!

Be sure to hold onto your seats, hats and horses as you are entertained by one of the funniest Story Tellers to date.

Contains slightly naughty adult material.

The Gruffalo

Tuesday10th at 1.30 pm Wednesday 11th at 10.30 am & 1.30pm

Join Mouse on an adventure through the deep, dark wood in Tall Stories magical musical adaptation of the award winning book by Children's Laureate Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler.

Meet wheeler-dealer Fox, an eccentric old Owl and a maraca shaking, party mad Snake! Mouse can scare these hungry animals away with tall stories of the terrifying Gruffalo, but what happens when he comes face to face with the very creature he imagined?

Songs, laughs and scary fun for children 3+ and their grown-ups.

Voted the nation's number one bedtime story by Radio 2 listeners, The Gruffalo has been performed to over a million people all over the world and has even hit the small screen in a star studded TV animation.

www.tallstories.uk.org www.gruffalolive.com

Chas Hodges & His Band

Saturday 14th July at 7:30pm

Chas and his band are now touring in their own right, with Chas on piano/vocals, Chas' son Nik, on drums and Darren Juniper on Bass.

The show features all the Chas and Dave hits including "Rabbit", "Gertcha", "Ain't no pleasing you", "Sideboard". Before the interval Chas now tells his musical story of his days before Dave and with all the other well known artists with whom we are familiar.

Sit down if you can or Rock n roll with Chas Hodges and his band and have a good time and very memorable evening.

Calendar Girls

Friday 12th and Saturday 13th October Tuesday 16th to Saturday 20th October

The thought of posing naked for a photo is a nightmare for most women. But when the ladies of Rylstone and District W.I. dared to bare all for their famous charity calendar, they riased a fortune, as well as a few eyebrows and inspired a Hollywood hit.

Now their story has been turned into a play. Lancaster Footlights is delighted to say that they too will be stripping off - all in the best possible taste of course - for a production at the Grand Theatre.

Julian Clary - Position Vacant, apply within

Thursday 8th November at 8pm

Julian Clary is looking for love and he's not leaving town empty handed ..........

Master of Camp Julian Clary is scouring the land in search of love. He's promised to leave no straight unturned. "Because I'm still considered to be quite a catch and because your town is noted for its heterosexuals on the cusp, there's bound to be stiff competition" says Julian, "therefore I'll be hosting ruthless elimination games. You can be sure of one thing, by the end of the evening we'll all be celebrating my new partnership"

A glass of Blue Nun may be available to those who make the effort or anyone named Jason, but please bring your own confetti.

Recommended age 16+