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Shows for July 2016

Dirty Dancing - The Ultimate Tribute Show

Thursday 21st July at 7:30pm

No film has captured the hearts of a generation like Dirty Dancing. Relive the passion, indulge in the romance and celebrate the greatest movie soundtrack of all time.

Recast and re-scripted for 2016, it’s all down to Kellerman’s end of season show. Revel in the moments you loved, the memories you made and music that’s resonated throughout the years: She’s Like the Wind, Big Girls Don’t Cry, Hey Baby, Wipeout, Do You Love Me, Be My Baby, Hungry Eyes and, of course, the Oscar-winning (I’ve Had) The Time of My Life.

Don’t be the one sitting in the corner. Immerse yourself in the timeless, theatrical treat. Take a trip back to the summer of ’63, relive Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey’s sizzling performance in the ultimate coming of age romance.

Please note this show is not affiliated with ‘Dirty Dancing: The Classic Story on Stage’ currently on tour in the UK and worldwide.

“The main man Johnny Castle (Darius J James) showed off Patrick Swayze’s snake-hips moves.” Catherine Watts, Ipswich Star

“The jam-packed stage show lived up to all expectations with laughter, fun and frolics galore” Leona Greenan, Hamilton Advertiser

“No dirt, but plenty of dancing. . . a fast-moving, slickly-choreographed treat” John Pettitt, Keighly News

“I, along with many others, were only too happy to be taken on a trip back to the summer of ’63 to have a brilliant evening full of entertainment” Shirley Bartynek, Hamilton Advertiser

Tickets: £19.50/£18.50 conc

This show is in the past.

Totally Tina - touring 2016

unfortunately this show has been postponed

Saturday 23rd July at 7:30pm

Tina Turner is a phenomenon, having won 8 Grammys, sold over 200 million albums and more concert tickets than any other artist in a career lasting four decades.


Is an International acclaimed award winning tribute revue show to the Queen of Rock The show re-creates the spectacle and energy of her live shows with a six-piece live band, four stunning dancers and Justine’s incredible impersonation of the Queen of Rock and Soul.

 We take you from the early days with Ike, and songs like

River Deep, Mountain High,

All the way through to Tina’s solo comeback in the 80s with her incredible cover of the Al Green classic, Let’s Stay Together, to her massive solo hits like Simply The Best and What’s Love Got To Do With It.

 With hand-made replica costumes and dance routines Re-creating the look and feel of Tina at her best, this is one spectacular show.

 We hope you enjoy it!


We regret to say this show has been postponed

Tickets: £17.50/£16 conc

This show is in the past.

The Blow Monkeys

Sunday 24th July at 8pm

Following the success of The Blow Monkeys latest album the self released "If Not Now ,When?" in 2015 the band are ready to spread the love and share the music out there "live" once again!

 Since they reformed in 2008 The Blow Monkeys have been recording and performing again with almost indecent haste. This is a chance to catch a legendary band with all four original members performing at the peak of their powers with a mix of "classic hits" and brand new songs - all infused with that enigmatic simian soul. 

The Blow Monkeys will be forever synonymous with those international hit songs from the 80’s such as “Digging Your Scene” and “It Doesn’t Have To Be This Way”, with Dr Robert the iconic frontman.  But the man himself prefers to live in the present: “We’ve made four albums in the last six years since we reformed.  We’re on a roll!  It’s not about nostalgia and never will be. Of course we play the old songs live and love doing them, but the buzz also comes from doing something new.  Our audience is hip enough to know that.” 

Live, the band are a sight to behold.  Mick Anker on bass, the man who used to wear sideburns topped off with a bowler hat, continues his mesmeric swaying ways whilst playing intricate bass lines of funk and grace.  Neville Henry, multi instrumentalist best known for his achingly beautiful tenor sax lines and stylish suits.  Tony Kiley on drums, a powerhouse from the valleys of South Wales, who can explode like Buddy Rich and swing like Gene Kruppa.  And of course Dr Robert, the iconic front man and songwriter, spouting opinions and poses in equal measure with a canny sense of knowing and a suitcase full of killer songs. 

So here we have it, a "must see" band!  Invigorated, charged and on a roll, playing their unique and unmistakable Blow Monkey boogie.  Robert says, “ We’re really only just beginning to get the hang of all this.  We can’t wait to get out and play it again - it's where it all becomes real "






Tickets: £15/£14 conc

This show is in the past.

Jason Manford -' Best of'

Sunday 31st July at 8pm

“What Manford does best: classic, chirpy-chappie stand-up” – Guardian                    

Everybody’s favourite northern comedian, Jason Manford, will be performing a best of show which promises to feature a wealth of comedy anecdotes, misunderstandings and audience banter delivered with Jason’s likeable charm and teasingly intelligent wit.

  ‘Sunday Night at the Palladium’ (ITV1), ‘Live at the Apollo’ (BBC One), ‘Have I Got News For You’, (BBC One), QI (BBC Two) and ‘The Royal Variety Performance’ (ITV1) have all helped establish Jason as a nationally known comic. 

Jason said: “Some of you might think I’ve had a career change what with all the opera and musical theatre I’ve been doing lately. Not a chance, I’m excited to be getting back to what I really love the most – stand up!” 

“Effortlessly entertaining” – Evening Standard

“He's blessed with the sort of laid-back charm and sharp turn of phrase you can't manufacture” – Daily Telegraph

Tickets: £18.50

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Tickets can be collected from the box office in advance or half an hour before the show.