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Monday 3rd April at 3pm and 7pm
Belle lives a quiet provincial life in the village of Ooh La La… until an Evil Enchantress arrives in town. Belle’s father accidentally stumbles across a terrifying Beast and his daughter is taken captive… Now it is up to Jolly King Cheggers, the village idiot Wally, Dame Dolly Doolittle and the mysterious Fairy Tale to save the day and unlock the Beast’s magical secret.
Starring Keith Chegwin as the Jolly King, Basil Brush as the Beast’s hilarious sidekick and further celebrity casting yet to be announced and supported by a full professional cast, live musicians and local juvenile dancers… prepare yourself for an all-singing, all-dancing, laugh a minute ride through the fun and frolics of panto land - arriving Easter 2017!
Wednesday 10th May at 7:30pm
Publican. Politician. Other thing beginning with P. Philosopher, yeah, that. The nation’s critically acclaimed bar-based-braveheart, Al Murray - The Pub Landlord embarks on a common sense campaign to re-Great Britain.
We live in troubling times. Europe. The NHS. Whatever the hell is going on in the Middle East. The gathering storm of fortnightly bin collections? Who knows where it will all end?
Watch the one man who will answer the call of destiny even though it’s an unlisted number. Watch the one man who will call time on tyranny even though he isn’t quite sure what it means. Watch the one man who isn’t afraid to say no to women ordering anything other than a glass of white wine (or fruit based drink).
“A supremely polished performer” ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Mail on Sunday
“Al Murray's comedy creation is at his best in these confusing political times” ★ ★ ★ ★ Evening Standard
Friday 12th May at 8pm
“Cracking adlibbing….a joke-rich rallying call for a better Britain” THE GUARDIAN
“Potent live performer…..can nail a nonsense with beautiful economy of words” THE TIMES
Worried about your job? Worried about your family? Worried about yourself? Worried about the health service? Education? Climate change? World War 3? Worried about worrying? Sod it! Come and have a laugh about it. It’s one of the things we do best. Or is it? Was it something we did best but like everything else has now gone West. Or South. Or East. Ah - go on. Take a risk. Put on your lucky pants and your party shoes – and get yourself on a night out. Or maybe come out dressed in a binbag, top hat and clogs. We could all use a laugh.
As seen on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo, Q.I. etc. - and repeated on Dave.
Age recommendation: 14
“A consistently strong exposer of bullshit and a plain-speaking truth-teller through his entire career” THE GUARDIAN
“Brilliantly funny and insightful” METRO
Monday 22nd May at 7:30pm
The All-Star Stand-Up Tour is back in 2017 with 3 more top comedians alongside returningcompere Jarred Christmas. This years line-up includes Canadian one-liner king and star of Mock The Week & Live At The Apollo Stewart Francis, fromPhoenix Nights and 8 Out Of 10 Cats Justin Moorhouse and the BAFTA award winning Jim Tavare, as seen on The Sketch Show, three Royal Variety Performances and in Harry Potter & The Prisoner Of Azkaban.
For 30 shows in 2017 this team of top comedians will combine forces for a comedy show likenever before. Dont miss The All-Star Stand-Up Tour – the biggest comedy tour of the year.
One of the funniest comedias in the world The Late Late Show (USA) on Stewart FrancisnA brilliant comic brain… this stand-up cracks some of the best one-liners Ive ever heard The Guardian on Stewart Francis
Simultaneously down to earth and out of this world The List on Justin Moorhouse
A modern-day Tommy Cooper… his act is timeless Chortle on Jim Tavare
One of the funniest men to pick up a microphone Time Out on Jarred Christmas
Thursday 15th June at 7:30pm
Join Richard for a celebration of his 50 years of songs and stories that led to a BAFTA Nomination and The British Academy of Composers Gold Award. 31 albums, music for Bill Bryson’s audio book and over 3 million YouTube views prove it was a successful journey. He is supported by acoustic duo The Broadside Boys on their first British tour as they promote their new album Plenty More Fish In The Sea
Tickets: £16/£15 conc
Tuesday 25th July at 7:30pm
Top television comedian Jimmy Tarbuck swaps The London Palladium for Lancaster
Tickets: £23/£21.50 conc
Friday 29th September at 7:30pm
Star of Storage Hunters, Sean Kelly, the ever-smiling, ever-shouting auctioneer will be joined by
T-Money and Green Mile. Sean has led a crazy life... be prepared to learn a hell of a lot more about his unusual story in this raw and funny show. With hilarious tales, he’s done everything from holding a Top Secret military clearance and serving a combat tour in Iraq, catching shoplifters as an undercover store detective in Italy, travelling to over 80 countries around the world, headlining the MGM Grand in Las Vegas and with all of this, has still managed 25 years of marriage to his wife Lori.
Sean will be joined on-stage by T-Money and Green Mile who will both perform their own stand up sets and help with the auction finale of the show.
See the stars of Storage Hunters on stage in the UK together for the first time ever!
Audience are encouraged to bring along a cheeky item from home, to be auctioned off, with all proceeds going to Help for Heroes.
Recommended age 14+
Thursday 26th October at 8pm
Following his 2015 100 date sell-out tour, comedy powerhouse and star of Taskmaster, Live at The Apollo and Stand Up for the Week, Paul Chowdhry brings his highly anticipated new stand-up show to venues nationwide. ‘It’s a rare and joyous thing to see a stand up so vibrant and imperiously on top of his game’ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ The Mail on Sunday
Saturday 11th November at 8pm
‘The Man With Three Brains’ is a brand new show from the highly acclaimed and extremely funny, Jason Byrne.
Jason has three brains which kick into action when he hits the stage. His left brain scans the audience and room, looking for improv moments. His right brain collates stand-up material and stunts, poised to dish out the funnies at speed. His centre brain is Jason’s coach, pushing him to the limit.
The fastest thinking comic around will not only trip himself up, but probably you too.
It’s been a busy few years for Byrne. In addition to his extensive touring worldwide, his Radio 2 show was awarded the UK radio industry’s prestigious Sony Radio Gold Award. As well as fronting a brand new studio based comedy chat show Jason Byrne's Snaptastic Show for TV3 in Ireland, he is co-host of Sky’s hugely popular new entertainment programme Wild Things on Sky1.
Also seen on Live at the Apollo (BBC1), The Royal Variety Show (ITV1), The John Bishop Show (BBC1), and Father Figure (BBC1) of which he is creator and star.
“Watching a new Jason Byrne show is a bit like witnessing lightning in a botttle” –
Edinburgh Evening News
“Byrne is consistently brilliant” –
“The outright king of live comedy”
Weekday evenings at 7.30pm matinees at 2.30pm Christmas Eve 2.30pm Boxing day at 2.30pm
Following on from last year's record breaking perfomance, Lancaster Footlights presents another fabulous and fun-filled traditional family Pantomime - oh yes it is - with lots of music, dancing, jokes, laughter and audience participation.
Matinees (start at 2.30pm) 2, 3, 9, 10, 16, 23, 24, 26th December
Evenings (start at 7.30pm) 8, 15, 18, 20, 21, 22, 27, 28, 29th December
Sunday 17th Dec. Performances at 11am and 3pm
Tickets: £9.50/£8.50 conc family £33, Christmas Eve £10.50/£9.50 conc no family tickets, Boxing day £10.50/£9.50 conc no family tickets
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